You may not have experienced the shit that I did. But, you loved hearing about it, didn’t you? You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You’re a hypocrite. You’re a conformist. You’re a liar! I opened up to you and you judged me.
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Pink Floyd early Dark Side of the Moon performance from the book Pink Floyd - The Black Strat
Stop everything you’re doing and watch this right now. Trust me.
Hahah I remember seeing this bit in standup. Never forget it.